Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If you drop one outside, how many are left?

Employee: Thats easy, 49.

Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss: Its the lions birthday; all animals are there except one, why?

Employee: The deer. Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday.

Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee: Err.... I guess she drowned.... err...

Boss: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane. That’s the problem; you are not focused on your job.... You may leave now!

Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared. If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed.